Anything But Emeril: 14 Ridiculous Cooking Fails


Put the spatula down and step away from the kitchen before you lose your stove and possibly your life. Watching one¬†segment on the¬†Cooking Channel does not an expert make. These people couldn’t take the heat, but stayed in the kitchen anyway. These 14 cooking fails will have you saying, “Maybe I’ll just order in”.

Salmonella Scramble


Why yes, I would absolutely love a raging case of salmonella poisoning on the side of my eggs. How did you know? Maybe this person thought that the shell is where all the protein is?

Hey, at least they were free range.